All this while…i have been surviving on my principles…The Laws Of Yugiism…a religion i came up with a long time back…it has got me throughout these years…it has 4 commandments… It is as Follows….
However…today’s events came to a turn…a lot of shit happened to me these past few weeks…and i kept the pressure inside and followed my religion to the book..unfortunately….today it had come to a point where i had to add a 5th to the Laws Of Yugiism….which actually worked…it calmed me down and got me thinking straight again…so there u go folks ..i present to u….the 5th law of yugiism….which is…
- Shit Happens
- Shit Happens for a reason
- Go with the flow
- Alls well ends well
- If all else fails….listen to Heavy Metal.
I guess….overtime ill be adding new lines to the laws above……to keep me surviving in this vicious cruel world…to be honest…i came with The Laws Of Yugiism …when i realised that God was a mere child watchin TV on the channel called The World… and im his favourite comedy show….
Disclaimer
everyone has their own rights to believe in what they wanna believe….i dont give a fuck if ur offended in any way…u made the decision to click “ i understand and i wish to continue” in the first place…This blog is meant for humans with an open mind and a open heart. If u dont have em both, then X marks the spot on the right hand top corner of the window…so show urself out.
PS : Many have accepted this religion as an understanding on how to handle their current religion…I mean come on….We all know that all the holy books have been rewritten and reedited by religions Bloomsbury. A wise man once said that to understand one religion ….u have to learn another….but i say FUCK THAT SHIT !!!! we are humans….religions are like clothing lines….u have Gucci, Armani, Louis Vutton and many more…what do they do….they cover up the naked truth. So choose what u want to wear…at the end of the day..its how u want to be portrayed in society today. And that my friends is the UglyTruth. Many of us are who we are due to external pressures. Hence i ask u this…when someone says its an apple…y should u believe it….most do it instantly but for me…till i c it for myself …i aint gonna believe shit … i would tell him that “ no …it isnt an apple…its actually a pear” Why should i follow ur ideologies when i can follow my own. Having said that…if ur ever in trouble…and the bible doesn’t help…remember The Laws Of Yugiism.
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