A poem a day keeps the faggot at bay…

go u must
free u shall be
my ps3 kicks ass
like the south china sea
sleepless nights carried me away
to a land filled with hay
horses were not to be found
but plenty of whores around
fucked i did
and boy she licked
energy was drain
but pleasure was gained
surprised i was
went she took me to her house
clean as a whistle
shining like a star
only to find a boy there
i was in such dispair
tiss was her son
oh i fucked a mom
dont worry she said
he is gay in bed
my lungs cluntched for air
my eyes shutter with glair

the sun had risen to wake me

when i slept in front of my PS3

after along hiatus…

dayumm its been long  .. soooooo yeap….lemme tell ya why…its cos ive been having shit load of fun innit…..The last i blogged was a week before i left Aussie…and now its a week before i leave KL….not bad timing at all…lols….i cant wait to go back actually….it was a freaking long holiday la…like super duper massive black hole long u know…so yeap i have been visiting ADP( my –ex college)  a lot…saw all my lectures and my leftover  friends… it was good to see them again…. i was in the PBX today attending the theater class which i once OWNED AND RULED … ahh good memories it was… i had a freaking flash back la… neways..there are shitload of chicks in taylors now…dayuuummm..smoking hot la cibai..i tell u….like u just wanna motorboat the shit outta them la…. ermm what else…oh yeah i stayed up all night watchin live updates of Apple press conference…and the new iPad was unveiled…. which i think is just an iPhone on steroids that were not approved by the FDA…. IM SERIOUSLY  FUCKIN  DISSAPOINTED WITH APPLE !!…well i would really like to write on….but  my grandma wants to stuff my face with food….im super fat now..and i promise to loose weight when i get back to aussie.. cross my heart and hope to die ( go fuck urself la…).. AMEN !!!!!!!!!!!!… ( Arseholes Make Entertaining Nights )

The Battle at Helms Deep…

heya folkssssssss…..lol…it is the exam week….hence i havent been u know..blogging….more twitting actually….lol…everyone should get twitter…so that everyone can know what u ate for breakfast…..i sooo cant wait to get home…goddam….i have two weeks left and i have to like clean my place up and evacuate….and i have 4 papers to study for…this is what people say….dont do things last minute…i didnt listen…and i probably never will…cos u c….i work best last minute…..people should have faith in themselves…* Preach Brother…Preach*….always believe in urself..unless u know that u cant do it…but still we must believe to try…and without trying one will never know his true potential…dont believe too much in urself…then thats Overconfidence…lol…which im kinda having right now…this is exam week…its the real shit….the battle at helms deep is far from over….gondor shall come to our aid….and i shall be home soon….2 weeks baby…im flyin outta here….speaking of home…heres a video by CAPRICE…..

Wah its been long…

Well thats cause i had assignments la….lol….i just finished my last one today/yesterday…i spent the whole night in uni finishing it in S block….which is fuckin uncomfortable….but good things came out that night…..1. Man Utd’s defeat to Liverpool….although im neither their fans but i can proudly say…” SUCKS TO BE MAN U right now” lol….finally they tasted defeat…serves them right….I proudly say i support the most powerfull part of ur body….Ur ARSE and ur ANAL……without it u cant shit…lol…i just love windows live writer la….i dont even have to sign in to blogger to type this shit….all i need is the Windows Live package….neways where was i…ah yes..lets all go back to Deepavalli…My friend….THE LIVER…was poisoned by a man called Johnny Walker together with his secret ingredient CLORIN…..now lets c if u can put two and two together. After visiting the Needleman…it was Sushi all the way…the only thing my tummy didnt reject…haaaaaaa….I dont give a fuck if the Japs bombed Pearl Harbour….i just fucking love sushi la….after all that was jits Bday….which was celebrated with Bob Marley….YAAAAAAAAAAAAMAAAAAAAAAN !!!!…..and i had a little adventure with the green bikini girl….when i mean adventure this time its…a decent conversation la…after all that…we watched Aadhavan ( which was completely crap except the songs…i had fun watchin the gayness of his clothings)…hahahaa…..and speaking of which…Nayantara’s make up was sooooooooo fuckin bad wei…..it was so disoriented…ewww…after the movie…i crashed a bday party ..thats right..HAPPY BIRTHDAY VARUN !!!..i swear i havent met the guy before….i only knew like 6 people in the party….but guess what…. I STILL HAVE MY MOJO BITCHESSSSSSS..lol….as a matter of fact..im proud to say i won everybodies heart with my so called acting while dancing. It felt as i have earned the respects of Professional Dancers who were there…..like 6 of em….and i did my Micheal Jackson thingy…which i like never pull out…unless im like super confident….but it worked out just fine…i tried out some crunk….and it rocked..lol…basically talk about adapting…pheeeeeeeeeeeeeeewww…..so here we are…back to where it started….no more assignments….only 4 papers to study for…need to pack up and evacuate…cos Daddy’s coming home baby….it was like yesterday only my flight landed…..now i cant wait to leave for the break….time flies…if only i flew with it… it was a dark gloomy day today when i handed in my final assignment….it stared raining…i still cant figure out y God loves pissing on us…lol….so there i was at QUT GP ferry terminal…with my phone… and the idea to capture.

Just when u thought things would get better…

 

The day started of fine…but towards the end…guess what…*wait for it*…..*wait for it* ….I locked my self out of my room again…with my keys inside…i only had my pants and t-shirt on…it happened around 6.30….and i just got back into the room…wanna know what i did….i went with the flow…i was supposed to go for a frens farewell dinner…which i did…after borrowin my housemates jacket…i left the house…had dinner there…and a few drinks….it was a solid 4 hours with no phone…no laptop..mind u my msn was online…my skype was online..and my phone was in the room too…which had 8 missed calls on it…jesus *figure of speech*…what can i say la…lol….its stupid and funny…but i learnt somethin outta it…i realised that being such an adaptive person can have its side effects…u c..when i came here…i adapted to a whole different life…but the Sydney trip reminded me of the life i once lived…and once u get a taste of that…everythin else seems to taste like shit…AND let me tell u somethin…shit can turn out to be very annoying after some point…but then again…shit happens for a reason…so i have to go with the flow…having faith that alls well ends well…in a couple of days time i shall get used to tasting shit…but in 37 days time…i shall be reunited with my previous life…untill then i shall adapt to survive.

When it comes crashing…

All this while…i have been surviving on my principles…The Laws Of Yugiism…a religion i came up with a long time back…it has got me throughout these years…it has 4 commandments… It is as Follows….

However…today’s events came to a turn…a lot of shit happened to me these past few weeks…and i kept the pressure inside and followed my religion to the book..unfortunately….today it had come to a point where i had to add a 5th to the Laws Of Yugiism….which actually worked…it calmed me down and got me thinking straight again…so there u go folks ..i present to u….the 5th law of yugiism….which is…

1. Shit Happens
2. Shit Happens for a reason
3. Go with the flow
4. Alls well ends well
5. If all else fails….listen to Heavy Metal.

I guess….overtime ill be adding new lines to the laws above……to keep me surviving in this vicious cruel world…to be honest…i came with The Laws Of Yugiism …when i realised that God was a mere child watchin TV on the channel called The World… and im his favourite comedy show….

Disclaimer

everyone has their own rights to believe in what they wanna believe….i dont give a fuck if ur offended in any way…u made the decision to click  “ i understand and i wish to continue” in the first place…This blog is meant for humans with an open mind and a open heart. If u dont have em both, then X marks the spot on the right hand top corner of the window…so show urself out. 

PS : Many have accepted this religion as an understanding on how to handle their current religion…I mean come on….We all know that all the holy books have been rewritten and reedited by religions Bloomsbury.  A wise man once said that to understand one religion ….u have to learn another….but i say FUCK THAT SHIT !!!! we are humans….religions are like clothing lines….u have Gucci, Armani, Louis Vutton and many more…what do they do….they cover up the naked truth. So choose what u want to wear…at the end of the day..its how u want to be portrayed in society today. And that my friends is the UglyTruth.  Many of us are who we are due to external pressures. Hence i ask u this…when someone says its an apple…y should u believe it….most do it instantly but for me…till i c it for myself …i aint gonna believe shit … i would tell him that “ no …it isnt an apple…its actually a pear”   Why should i follow ur ideologies when i can follow my own.  Having said that…if ur ever in trouble…and the bible doesn’t help…remember The Laws Of Yugiism.

 

Growth

*i like growing up
*cause when u grow up
*u get to fall in love
*get married
*have kids
*bring them up
*and watch them grow
*and you count ur days on leaving this earth
*trying very hard everyday to leave a trace of urself before u leave
*and when the time comes
*life takes its toll
*and when it does
*you go smiling
*and think to urself
*ahhh
*what a life
*every day is a new page
*every event is a new chapter
*every minute is a beautifull phrase
*in the book of my life